So, it's my Monday touch base with recruiters. Let me share some of the highlites:
"Clients doen't want to see anyone who is unemployed." (Courtesy of Shiti Staffing')
"They are looking for that one in a million person." (Courtesy of 'NotRealSilver Associates')
"These hedge funds are so strict." (Courtesy of LowerCast Staffing')
And, last is my favorite...
"Enjoy the rest of your summer." (Courtesy of 'SomewhereInTheAtlantic Recruiters')
WTF?!?!?!? Um, who is employed these days? And nothing instills more confidence in me than hearing a recruiter tell me to enjoy the rest of my summer. He may as well have told me to go jump off a bridge. Happy Monday friends.... Happy mother f-ing Monday.
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Very funny -- enjoy the rest of your summer. Actually, I like being unemployed. It is the lack of money I have a problem with!
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